“THE MAN SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!!” *screams* Don’t Force-choke me, Mace Windu!! At least my home country didn’t elect an overgrown Oompa-Lompa as our leader. You know? The R-rated smash hit that 20th Century Fox redeemed themselves with after that fucking awful Fant-four-stic movie with a naked Thing and that other movie where they sewed my fucking mouth shut? You reviewed every other superhero movie but mine. No, cockmuncher!! I’m talking about my movie. What, Zootopia? I have a really busy schedule I’ll get to it at some point. I know that you’re reviewing movies and I noticed that you forgot about a… certain film released this year? It’s time we address the elephant in the room. Jackson? You mean Nick Fury? He couldn’t make it due to… complications. Well, he’s running late, so I decided to commandeer his blog…ĭeadpool? B-HOP!! My brutha from another mutha!! What’s crack-a-lackin’?ĭeadpool, what are you doing here and where is Samuel L. Right now, you’re on your smartphone, tablet, or laptop probably wondering the whereabouts of some guy named B-HOP. This is your friendly neighborhood Deadpool.
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